It was a Monday morning,
I had three bucks on me,
I had to do it,
I just had to…

Mommy warned me,
Mommy warned me good, said:
‘If you do it,
there is no return, sonny boy,
you will be changed forever.’

so I took the three bucks out of my wallet,
I sighed.
The bearded lady stood there with her sign.
The sign said:
‘BEARDED POOR LADY NEEDS MONEY FOR A SHAVING KIT’
I gave her the money and…
And…
And…
You wasted your time, a minute of your life, to read this…

(c) 2011 allen simpson

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