Kyk in Suid Afrika is hospitaal hel lekker, lyk my. Daar is snaakse siektes soos sirkus grote seks organe, wit bloed selle wat in ander hospitale vergeet word en deesdae is dit abnormaal om tieners te he…

Maar lees vir julle self. Voor julle lees wil ek net vir Adre Burger dankie se dat sy toestemming gegee het dat ek die stukkie met julle kon deel.

Actual writings in Mpumalanga Hospital Register

1. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant
with only 11kgs weight gain in the past three days.
5 She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states
she was very hot in bed last night.
6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a
year..
7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third
day it disappeared.
8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also
appears to be depressed.
9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing
me in 1993.
10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally
alert but forgetful.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her
life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for
physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and
accommodation.
22. The patient refused autopsy.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Ek, wat die Wolf is wil net laastens se dat ek eerder in my huis wil sterf, want nou-nou los hulle my ook ‘under the car’ vir ‘physical therapy’. (verwys na punt 20)

Adre weereeens dankie dat ek die kon deel.

 

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